My talents include being ginger and sleeping.
  • emiello:

    Pros of dating me

    • i’m rly soft and squishy
    • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
    • i’m good at compliments
    • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

    Cons of dating me

    • ummm??
    • zero i am a goddess

    (via therawrjesse)

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  • I really, really, really do not want to go to work tomorrow morning. Not because i’m being lazy but because a lady i work with is really mean and tries to boss me about when she has 0 power over me so i’m gunna have to say something to her and it’s gotta be clever enough to make a middle aged woman leave me alone but i’m going to be half asleep so i just hope it’s good ok.

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  • terezidave:


    do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach


    (Source: littlexiutie, via the90sk-i-d-s)

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